Glorious day in Suffolk; warmish and sunny with the wonderful colours of autumn on the trees. We do live in a very beautiful country. I am lucky living within spitting distance of Knettishall with its country park and walks and I enjoy the delights of the ascent of Hat Hill and the views along the Ickneild Way. It also gives me time to regurgitate in my myself what news there is and what the papers have said about all and sundry. Today I almost thought I had been turned into a pillar of salt at the summit of said hill when I suddenly perceived what exactly David Cameron and George Osborne’s Euro strategy could be. A plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it…..so cunning that I will now have to refer to one of them or the Plan as the Baldric strategy.
Could it be that from the ashes of the Merkel – Sarco deal and subsequent vanishing act by our two leaders, that a cunning long term strategy has emerged? Could it be that Geordie is positioning the UK to be one of the so called “second tier” EU members deliberately? Could he be counting on French and German hubris to hack off the British people so much that they will welcome his referendum in 3 years time? Could he, in fact, be looking at making the major issue for the next General Election, the repatriation of powers back to Westminster, thus getting all of UKIP and the BNP vote? A very useful ploy to take the mind off what will still be a foundering economy and replace it with rampant xenophobia and Brussels bashing. It would of course be risky. No way the Lib Dems could live with that one, so any deal, should it be necessary, would be a dead duck and, in fact, probably drive the sandalled ones into the arms of Labour even during the campaign. He could, however, claim that the Lib Dem Euro preoccupation had stopped growth and that the Tories needed to divest them selves of these damned Liberals to save the country. During the course of which, he could simply update the election ads – cross out Labour and blame the Lib Dems, thus saving a fortune in advertising and not having the likes of the unctuous enlisted scum like Pickles learn a new script (difficult I know).
When you get such a Damascene revelation it is overwhelming. Not for long; I realised that no such thoughts could ever materialise inside Baldric or Davey Boys heads. After almost 18 months they still have not got past blame Labour 101 when the world and its dog, (even some of the Daily Pail readers), recognises that Labour didn’t cause the world financial markets to melt down – more like the bright boys in the American sub prime sector and the supposed even brighter boys in the FSA and the Old Lady. Besides even if they did manage to get their heads around this, the implementation would likely be so dire it would be rumbled inside half a day by even the dimmest News International phone hacker. Still it was a pleasant feeling whilst it lasted as we sauntered down the sunlit slope of the hill – this government with a strategy – almost made me nostalgic for Gordon the Bear.