Tales from the Gunshed 2 Cold War Warriors 1


18 Sqn Wessex on ex in the north German Plain, 6 weeks of the old Eternal Triangle exercises. Rocks running all matter of crap duties with the old tricks – fill the Elsans up with neat racasan so the first aircrew who deposits never goes near an Elsan ever again because the splashback seared his jewels – kept stuff down to manageable proportions. We have a new Chief Magician in charge of the techies who thought he was the dogs…… Told us one morning that from now on his men would burn the wet pit every day. Suits us said the Hooligan whilst telling me and Mac to keep our eyes on them. So early in the morn, after getting the birds off for the days tasking, Chief and his gang of flightless birds trogged down to the pit. It was roughly 5 feet by 8ft by about 6 foot deep, in the wood. Two jerry cans of paraffin went dutifully onto the pit and the burning taper thrown in….result nowt…not even a sizzle to the great disappointment of the chief. We shall have to try some more quoth the great technician and another 10 gallons of paraffin went in with still nowt so he decides he will use some petrol, but not a lot so it remained manageable. Unbeknownst to him Mac and I had been watching and had each appropriated 2 jerry cans of aircraft fuel. None of your mamby pamby Avtur, this the Avtag the old Wessex flew on – white spirit based.
So we slung the 20 gallons in when the guins were searching for a chit to get petrol. Down they came with 5 gallons of petrol, dropped it in and tossed in the lighted taper. Slight difference…. Apocalypse now, from out of the pit rose a huge fireball rapidly ascending into the sky, complete with a mushroom cloud…blowing trees with three feet trunks aside like saplings in the wind…and leaving all the high paid technoprats with fricasseed eyebrows and black faces…to which the Hooligan remarked dryly “obviously far too technical for the rocks to do it best you guys keep on trying.”

Ranges – Sheep husbandry and the Lloyds Cup


It’s strange to think that none of the accepted tomes of military recollections hardly ever includes the detail of training to fire one’s personal weapon. The relationship between the RAF Regiment Gunner and his rifle is symbiotic, it is part of him, part of his psyche. He is familiar with every scratch, scrape and blemish of its surface. He has kept it, swum with it, run with it and cleaned it, time after time after time. It works for him if he looks after it, a perfect training vehicle for a woman, except nothing, can train any man to cope with the distaff side of the race. I decided to punctuate my little stories with odd snippets of ranges after realising that some of the best episodes had been on ranges. It also lends itself to reminiscence because of the many and varied different ranges and training areas, ranging from a field in Belize where we stuck a few targets up and blazed away with our rifles for a good couple of hours, cathartic was not the word, to the delights of the Catterick and Feldom training areas and ranges in balmy North Yorkshire.

In the distant alleyways of my life there also loomed large an event that would reduce strong men to drink and weaker men to contemplate a future in a distant northern province of Canada, the Lloyds Cup. The premier shooting competition in the Corps was visited on us every single year and was a serious matter. At least it was a serious matter for our CO’s. It could spell the difference between a further promotion or the commencement of a search for a security managers job for De Beers or other such prestigious organisation. Organising such a shoot was also one of the two open chasms into which more junior officers could fall, the other being the Station Firework Display, which for some reason always went wrong (A modern day risk assessment in today’s Air Force would ban them completely).

As time has passed the manner of the conduct of the Lloyds Cup shoot has changed in line with the training methods. The Annual Personal Weapons Test was the last persona I recognised before my retirement and I have no doubt it will have changed since. The test mirrored the changes in range construction and the gradual arrival of technology on the scene of military training. When I was a lad it was known as the Phase 5 Rundown. This was as it stated running down from 300 yards to 100 yards and firing at the ranges in between. Then advancing the last few years to close with the enemy and kill him – the stated doctrine of all British infantry since Oudenard onwards. Every man jack on the squadron participated, even the flightless birds who fixed the wagons and did the leave passes and screwed up the radio sets. The average of all scores decided on the destination of the cup (and the officers promotion roster) each year. Simple really except the devil was in the detail or, to be more precise, in the range booking.

Every rock knows that ranges are not simply classified on their facilities for firing. Such intangibles as a good scoff, open all hours also helps, as does an uninterrupted supply of beer for those not unlucky enough to be planning ranges, prepping ranges or guarding everybody. Decent accommodation is not necessary for a good range camp, the tin huts at Willsworthy Camp spring to mind, where I once passed a week range firing on Dartmoor. Despite it being the height of summer in the rest of the UK, Willsworthy remained a universe apart with all 4 seasons often happening twice a day. Keeping dry and warm was important and the sole means of this were the coal stoves in each of the cattle sheds where we slept. As a consequence the troops went on the ranges smelling and looking like wee Geordie pitmen coming off shift down Paradise Drift. So ranges were a very complicated equation and not entirely recognised by the rules of the Lloyds Cup. The reason for this, I suppose was either a simplistic view of life or one of those officerly thoughts that good troops would manage to equalise any anomalies. Whatever the reason, the squadrons in the southern half of the UK always won it. Us lot in the north never had a chance despite being on the edge of one of the most extensive range complexes in Northern Europe. It was not unusual for the troops to deploy at the start line complete with scaling ladders and crampons for the ascent ahead. The names of those pleasure centers, like Deer Park and Whipperdale, fail to mask the long remembered pain of such days. Deer Park, in particular, was almost vertical between the start and finish. As the range was up hill, each individual firing point had to be built up so that the last 5 yards was 20 feet higher and actually had wee sets of steps cut into the side of the elevating mounds. By the time us unfortunates got to the firing point (under strict timing conditions) seeing the target became somewhat of a second prize to garnering enough oxygen into the lungs to sustain life.

Failing the delights of the Catterick range complex you might be unlucky enough to draw the reserve range at Battle Hills. I have been on many ranges in my life but the memories of Battle Hills is a horror story in a league of it’s own. It is the highest range in UK, above the A66 and the town of Brough. A winding road led in to the depths of northern Pennines but anything north of the entrance of the ranges was the marked on a fairly empty map as “here be tygers”. The range was dilapidated and the unfortunates who were wardens eked out their miserable pittance by dispatching all manner critters on adjoining homesteads. Range discipline was always difficult, with the range road in the centre, but the weather was always the killer. Battle Hills would be booked for 3 days for a shoot that normally would take half a day. Mist was the staple diet in reality low flying cloud. Range Officers would need runners to be able to see either end of the firing point and more than once I have seen a battle hardened young switched-on officer carted back to Catterick by land rover gibbering and frothing at the mouth after a session there. This was especially true if the mist lifted unexpectedly and he discovered he had been firing for ages with the butts flag up – and/or a couple of the range wardens wandering back into the butts after topping a couple of reluctant sheep at Cowheugh Farm just down the road, with the years mutton ration humped over their shoulders, waving to the troops. There was a huge inclination to turn their lights out permanently but common sense ( and large and wise NCO’s) guaranteed the continuance of their sheep husbandry activities.

Some of the other ranges, like the new-fangled ones with targets that didn’t need to be pasted up were beginning to appear at the end of the 60’s and more and more became common. Strangely the troops preferred the old Gallery Ranges with some hours being spent in the butts pasting out bullet holes with manky paste pots that had originally been created in the run up to Waterloo and the paste just replenished annually with some pungent rubbish. Small squares of different colours were the texture of the targets and god help you if you got a nit picker who could see from 300 yards away that you had put a ochre coloured patch on one that demanded a black one.

The most fun were on the field firing ranges like those at Otterburn or Sennybridge. Sennybridge is a name that strikes fear into most old rocks – a place of cold damp and wind, and that was just the billets. The 16th of Foot were encamped in Sennybridge, preparing for one of the many deployments overseas we got volunteered for and were honing up our battle shooting skills on an Individual CQB. This took the form of the usual recce patrol – you get separated from the rest of the patrol and have information that can save the Free World but you have to get it back to base through a mixed bag of Russian Spetznatz. In those days we had no electronic pop-ups and all the targets were used on a pull system with handles and levers and spindles, very effective but Heath Robinson. The guys who pulled the levers were protected by bunkers and were usually those of the Flight who were injured or more intellectually challenged. One of these, of Cro-Magnon lineage, was installed in the main target of the range, a crosser about 4 feet up over a stream. The routine was usually a SNCO and a gunner followed the hapless wight, who was being exercised, down the range. The SNCO controlled the range and the gunner carried the flags which indicated to the occupants of the target bunkers when to put their targets up and down – simples – hah!

I had gone down on one of the first runs and did my stuff well despite getting drowned when the crosser came up late and I had to take cover in the stream. Still I was top of the leader board and was grabbed by our Sergeant Mick, the Brummie, and I carried on from there. The boys had a good day and many plywood Spetznaz were dispatched with vigour but as the afternoon wore on one thing became very clear. Unless my mate, the google eyed Yorkie, could beat my score, I was going to win the kitty. We always had a kitty, it was a bit of an incentive, but the rules were complicated which never became apparent until it became complicated. Anyway, the other thing that was apparent was that Cro-Magnon man in the crosser pit was less than consistent. In fact he was like a black powder pistol, you pressed the trigger and felt the hammer go forward and then a wait of varying degrees whilst it sparked and another wait whilst the percussion cap was struck and it fired creating great amounts of pungent black smoke and a muzzle flame like an artists rendition of a man o’ war letting loose a broadside. A similar unreliabilty would manifest itself with Piltdown man stretching the time frame between the lever being located and it being pulled. It could vary between 10 seconds and a number of minutes and expletives. Yorkie had a secret, despite the outward appearance of a beer sodden wretch with Rugby League tendencies he was, in fact, a very good soldier, and, after getting his two mags of 7.62mm ( and swapping the odd round into the other mag – you didn’t think we were daft enough not to work out that two rounds per target meant you needed a even number of rounds in the box otherwise you got a stoppage in the middle of an engagement) cammed up and moved to the start line ready to boogie. Yorkies strategy was a bit like mine – pick your next cover and get to it asap. All went well, even the mag change negotiated until 2 targets from the end. A huge boulder gave some cover to get the breath back before crossing the stream, where the mover was located. The idea was to get the firer to fire one from the shoulder and one from kneeling as there was no cover at all. Off we went, the Yorkshire whirling Dervish moving at good pace when I get the signal to raise the mover. Green flag waving to where I know the bunker is – nothing happens. Yorkie is now into the stream and Mick is signalling to me – too late – out of arc, when the caveman lets go and down comes the mover. Yorkie executes a turn that would have had Jayne Torvill purring with professional pride and lets go a double tap – I stick the red flag up – the Fig 11 target rotates off the pulley and steel wire and there is the most horrendous scream from the bunker. As an experienced RCO myself in later years, I can only guess what was going through Micks mind. The prescribed drills were carried out – unloaded and cleared and I was dispatched forward to see what the damage was to Piltdown Man. As I got close all I could see was him on his back outside of his pit covered in claret, hands to his head. Out with the water bottle and sort him out sharp. The upshot :- Piltdown was not just dim, he was a lazy git as well and had got into the habit of wandering out of his pit so he could do some fancy handwork with the target which meant he didn’t have to patch the targets as he should have. The second of Yorky’s shots had hit the small pulley wheel at the top of the target completely destroying it so the target had spun around crashing down on Piltdown’s head splitting his head open and a small cut spewing forth his lifeblood. He never whinged about the pain after that first cry and the opinion on the flight was that it was a case of no sense no feeling. Anyway the end result was when the scores were added up and cogitated over in the back of the Bedford it was decided that the kitty (there is ALWAYS a kitty) would go to me for the best score, but as I was driving the Boss in the rover and was not there to collect it, I was disqualified and awarded to Yorky because of his flair and getting Piltdown. However, he was immediately disqualified because he hadn’t killed the slow witted numbskull and it was put into the pot for the nights festivities in the NAAFI.

End Game Germany – 2


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The Task Forces

Once the Western-allied forces had crossed the Rhine at Xanten and Remegan, the end of the war was literally days away.  April saw the British 21st Army group punching through the Ruhr and the Northern German plain, with Hamburg and the Elbe as the targets.  The Russians were in the suburbs of Berlin and forward units had bypassed the capital and were approaching Lübeck on the Baltic. The Americans were sweeping across Bavaria and Southern Germany to Austria and the Hungarian Border. By the early days of May, after Hitler’s suicide, local deals were being conducted with Allied Commanders across the board, coherence in the German High Command was failing and the country itself disintegrating. 

Against this background of the agreed imminent unconditional surrender of all German Forces, at 08:00 on the 5th of May, the orders that arrived from AOC 83 Group to RAF Regiment units at 20:00hrs on the 4th May were simple:-

  1. Take all airfields in North Germany in Schleswig Holstein.
  2. Disarm all German Forces and prevent any destruction of surrendered material
  3. Segregate all allied POW’s for repatriation

It was anticipated that 21st Army Gp would advance further until the German cease-fire (in reality they didn’t, meaning the Task Force Units would be very much out on a limb amongst at least 150, 000  armed members of the German Armed Forces).

The Strategy 

The RAF Regiment would form 9 Task Forces of varying strengths dependant of the risk and the size of the targets.  Units would be ready to move at first light on the 5th May at best possible speed.

Composition and Targets

Task Force NoSquadrons involvedTarget Airfield
12809 AA Sqn completeLutjenholm (B.9488) *
2

2875 AA (HQ +1Flt)2856 Rifle Complete2675 Rifle (1 Flt)2806 Armd (1 Troop)2781 Armd (1 Troop)

Leck  (B9198)Flensburg (C1995)
32881 LAA Complete2806 Armd (1 Troop)Neumunster (N4413)
42726 Rifle (2 Flts)2806 Armd (1 Troop)Hohn (N1538)
52819 AA (1Flt)Kaltenkirchen((S4284)
62794 AA Complete2806 Armd (HQ+1Troop)2791 Armd (HQ+1 Troop)2726 Rifle (1 Flt)2827 Rifle (1 Flt)Eggebek C1376Schleswig C2259Husum B9365
72827 Rifle (HQ +3Flts)2806 Armd (1 Troop)Keil C6412
82765 Rifle (HQ + 3 Flts)2806 Armd ( 1 Troop)Hamburg / Fuhlesbuttel S5063Utersen S3065
92726 Rifle (HQ + 1 Flt)Travemunde O0501
Copenhagen2918  AA – I FltCopenhagen with6th Airborne

Task Force 1 – The Race to the Danish Border

TF1 was ordered to take the most northern of the Airfield – Lutjenjolm astride the German / Danish border.  There was little intelligence at what lay between Lt Col Casey’s Force and their objective, but after receiving the order to move at 20:00 on the 4th,  2809 AA Sqn was on the move before dawn the following day, despite being at a rear airfield and to have to replenish its fuel and other combat stores for the long journey of over 200 miles.  Lt Col Casey made the decision that because of the length of the journey and the slowness of the Prime movers towing guns, he would divide his Force into  Fast and Slow packets with the slow packets having all the heavy stuff and the Light Aid detachment to scoop up any vehicles that dropped out.

2809 had made good progress and by mid day was wending its way through Hamburg, as its start line for the journey North.  Intelligence in Hamburg was none existent and so Casey’s Force proceeded North of the City.  It rapidly became apparent that they were the first Allied troops into Schleswig Holstein as they increasingly encountered large columns of fully armed German troops.  The fact that the vanguard of the British Army was led by the Royal Air Force was lost on the Germans who could not comprehend the irony.  They seemed undecided, at times, either to allow the convoys to pass unhindered or stop them.  On several occasions German Patrols would dive into ditches and take up fighting positions and then watch the convoy wander past, in wide-eyed amazement.

The Forward Recce Party under Fl Lt Giddings and 4 were pushing on towards Lutjenholm with great dispatch.  They made great strides initially but were stopped short of Schleswig at a roadblock manned by German Fallschirmjaeger.  He joined another party in a muscular discussion with the Paras who were firm in the opinion that a Truce had been enacted rather a surrender until things became clearer. Despite the documentation proving the surrender, the Paras, as Paras usually are, were adamant and unimpressed. The stalemate was only to be remedied by visiting their HQ in Schleswig.  An officer was dispatched to try and sort out the impasse and the Recce party wisely repositioned their vehicles in order to make a quick getaway if the situation went south.  After two hours of waiting the Officer returned with the news that the Para Commander had recognised that the War was, indeed, over and would allow safe passage to the Recce party.  It was, however, conditional on the party taking the surrender of the town of Schleswig.

The Recce party dutifully moved off to Schleswig and formally accepted the surrender of the town.  However, it silenced even the sharpest of Regiment wit when it was revealed that there were over 50, 000 troops garrisoned in the town.  Nonplussed for some moments, a suitable solution was found with the former German Burgomeister and Commanders delegated authority over the town and its garrison and occupants.  Having arranged a pragmatic and workable solution, the recce party pushed on to the objective.

Meanwhile, the Main Party had made solid progress on its alternative route that took it through Kiel, the home of the German Kriegsmarine (Navy).  With great dash the party forced it way over the bridge in the won becoming the first British Troops to capture the German Navy HQ.  

Rested up for the night the Task Force pushed on to its main objective the next day arriving early and seizing the airfields of Lutjenholm and Lock.  Germans were disbanded and all stores seized.  There were more than 66 Luftwaffe Aircraft on the base that were put together for security including two of the new Heinkel He 162 Komet rocket-powered interceptors.  Secret documents and other intelligence treasure trove was also seized by the Squadron during their eagerly facilitated change of ownership.

On the morning of the 7th May Fg Off’s Ketshie and Henderson were tasked with becoming the first British troops into Denmark by visiting the nearby town of Tondern.  Equipped with motorcycles, the two Officers made their way towards the border.  It was not plain sailing as the area was occupied by armoured units of the Waffen SS, who refused to allow them further progress.  Despite many conversations, the two young officers finally made it to the final checkpoint on the German side, only to find it manned by SS troops and AFV’s.  The pair had identified a small gap to one side as a rat run past the roadblock if the situation got worse.  It looked more and more unfavourable, so the two young men went for it, through the small gap whilst the SS men were dumbfounded at their audacity.  It was the last but one roadblock, the last being manned by the Danish Frontier Guards, who at first did not recognise the British uniform.  However, it very soon turned into a huge celebration in the town for the Danes and the Regiment men.  They were escorted to meet the mayor by a police car and welcomed by a guard of honour and a reception by the mayor where many gallons of Tuborg were drunk in celebration of the liberation Many photographs were taken and Anglo-Danish relations cemented in the ending of the Danes occupation.

End Game Germany -1


It is astonishing that the end of the war came so suddenly and quickly in 1945.  On March 23 1945,  37 days before Adolf Hitler committed suicide, the Western allies were still in their Winter Quarters on the west bank of the Rhine.  The winter had been a savage one even with the Ardennes Offensive and the subsequent air attack of Operation Bodenplatte on January 1.  The Dutch population were trapped on the northern and eastern bank.  The Russian Army led by Georgi Zukov had pushed relentlessly on with the Wehrmacht defending every inch of the German fatherland bloodily.  Hitler’s General Staff knew, however, that a breech of the Rhine would spell the end for the 3rd Reich.

On the 23 March the British Canadians and Americans struck.  In a stunning textbook land /air attack, the Rhine crossing was achieved near Xanten, 37 days later Hitler was dead, the Russians were in Berlin and the British Forces had occupied as far as the Elbe, Hamburg and up to the Baltic. Hitler named Admiral Doenitz as his successor as Chancellor, he formed a government and evacuated them to the northern German airbase at Flensburg.  Doenitz’s strategy was simple – get as many of Germanys assets, personnel and materiel to the west so that they could surrender to the Western Allies and not the Russians.

The Army pushed forward against a beaten but not demoralised enemy, with understandably little appetite for risk taking at this late stage of the war.  Small pockets of enemy were still fighting on, but RAF Air Intelligence were determined to get their hands on as much German technical equipment as possible and glean the secrets they held.  There was also a huge number of German Servicemen to surrender, disarm and repatriate in Denmark and Norway should the German surrender be, as demanded, unconditional.  

The RAF decided to push on ahead of the army and begin the task of ending the war and starting the peace, in a ruined continent after 6 years of devastation.  9 Task Forces(TF) from the RAF Regiment were launched ahead of the Army front line, to seize and hold airbases and take possession of the state of Schleswig – Holstein, the remainder of Denmark and Norway.  It was possibly the most difficult task, in a war of extremely difficult tasks, that the RAF Regiment had faced.  It tested relatively junior ranks with decisions that they had no precedent for.  This is the story of one with others to follow.

Flensburg

One of these TF was tasked with seizing the base at Flensburg on the Baltic coast.  Intelligence was unaware at the time that the entire surviving German Government was also on the base.  At 03:30 in the morning of the 5th May, 2856 Sqn RAF Regiment were alerted to move as part of Lt Col Crabbe’s force to take the airfields of Flensburg and Lock.  The objectives were:-

  • Occupy and secure the bases
  • Disarm the German defenders
  • Prevent looting
  • Protect equipment

Nothing in the orders alluded to taking the German Government prisoner.  The Task Force was to be ready to move by 10:00hrs.  The Bofors of 2856 were the major cause of the TF initial slow movement.  The route was unknown – there were many diversions, the weather was ill favoured, and breakdowns were frequent.  Nevertheless, by 13:35 the TF had crossed the Elbe and passed through Hamburg, with great difficulty because of the bomb damage.  On leaving the city an air of determination was felt by the Gunners of the TF as they passed the last forward troops of the 7th Armoured Division – no more Allied troops were seen after this.

The TF covered 110 miles in the first day harbouring at a German residence and settled into night routine around 18:30. During the remainder of daylight hours the amount and variety of traffic pouring past towards Hamburg as ceaseless, with huge numbers of displaced people escaping.  

05:00 hours the next day saw the TF moving again and began to encounter more and more armed Germans.  Hobden’s Sqn encountered Soviet forces east of Travemunde . At Rendsburg they encountered a battalion of German paratroopers, in full battle order.  The recce element of the task force’s quick-witted escape was only matched by the speed of acceleration of the jeeps exiting the Town Square. Their commander refused to accept that the end of the war was at hand.  Hobden had fifty men with him and after an hour of ‘forthright discussion’, the German colonel gave way and Hobden’s small force crossed the bridge to resume its advance. Close to Schleswig, British POWs alerted the TF that there were SS in Flensburg who were not welcoming hosts.  The TF proceeded further with its “war face on” and every weapon manned and ready, Flensburg appeared to be heavily garrisoned and there was an air of apprehension when it secured the airfield. 

Flensburg was occupied by many thousands of troops from varying arms of the German Armed Forces including SS panzer groups and Paratroop units as well as Flak and Communications element.  Lt Col Crabbe’s force of some 250 men were uncomfortable in the midst of several heavily armed German units – a FULL 16 hours ahead of the surrender time.  After meeting with the base commander, the surrender of the base was secured, and disarmament commenced. 4000 Luftwaffe troops surrendered. The hostility of the surrendered bristled with every interaction between the Regiment teams and the Germans.  All guards were swiftly replaced by Regiment gunners, all transport gathered into a central location and a no movement order lockdown implemented.  Almost by chance Admiral Doenitz, Hitler’s appointed successor, was found and confined together with Albert Speer, Hitler’s production genius and the remainder of the War Cabinet.

At 17:50 Lt. Col Crabbe took 2 Flights further on to Lock where he took the surrender of almost 7000 troops and a full Squadron of the latest Me262 variant – Schwalbe (Swallow), the fighter variant. 

Curiously it was not until the 23rd May, some 17 days after the TF had taken the base and detained Admiral Doenitz, that he and those below were arrested and charged with war crimes, due to negotiations with the Americans. Doenitz and Speer along with Schirach and Von Neurath were each sentenced to between 10 and 20 years imprisonment.

After occupying 16 airfields and securing the aircraft and equipment on them, the various RAF Regiment TF’s took the surrender of 50,000 Germans.