Post and Dogs and Veterans


Amazing what comes with the morning post, a veritable cornucopia of goodies, that always gets the Spaniel parked below the cage into which the letters drop. It’s there because he’s an equal equalities dog, and wants his mail. I keep telling him that 1 – dogs don’t do letters and 2 – they are there to be read not chewed. This morning brought the usual mixed bag of bank statements, freebies advertising everything from Viagra to sausage rolls.(my head tells me there are some fearful linkages there but I decline to go further). Mixed in with the bunch – a plain white envelope in a hand I did not recognise. Opening it and reading the contents stirred up the dust so much in the kitchen that my eyes were severely irritated for a few minutes. It was simply some documents that related to a Dornier shot down at Rochfort in October 1942 by an AC2. I will of course be putting it in the Flash. Possibly the first Enemy aircraft shot down by the Corps – 357 rounds of 303. Wasn’t that that caused the eye infection, it was the last paragraph, in which the sender Mr L Pearce, apologised for his hand writing, as at 92 his hands were not as good as they used to be. “We stand on the shoulders of giants” is a much used phrase when today’s serving members talk about my generation. These were the men on who’s shoulders we stood, and pretty big shoulders as well. The Americans have a saying where they thank their veterans for what they have done. I am never an avid devotee of the Cousins ways, but in this case, “Thank you and the thousands like you Mr Pearce, for the service you gave”. Per Ardua

An Irish Interlude – part 1 contd


The Clones Porker 

Pig What Pig?

Christmas Eve and we were getting tooled up to carry out the nights patrol activity.  We were officially  “Interdicting and disrupting the supply of terrorist material from the Republic”.  In reality, we would be harassing the Taigs as the Catholics were disparagingly called, coming back from midnight mass. Int  reminded us of the long standing smuggling rings in the area.  Operational Areas and Vehicle Check Point locations were suggested as were routes in and out of the areas.  Radio frequencies issued, however, as we all knew the patrol areas were so far away from base and the range of the steam driven radios we had was so limited that contact would intermittent at best and usually like being on the dark side the moon, in other words you were on your own.  Then came the big surprise of the night, we were deploying two teams in conjunction with the RUC B Specials.  And for once I would not make take my place as the Flight Sergeants driver, I was to command the second element of the patrol.  We operated with a 4 man team of ours and a 4 man police team at a specific location.  With me I had Dennis the purve, Brummy Frank as Sigs and another lad who could have been young Bill the plumber but may not have.  This was our usual team except for FS BBB.  He was not to be trifled  with as he stood over 6th 3ins tall in his socks and had served in all three of Her Majesties Services.  As a Royal Marine commando, he had been the Home Fleet heavyweight boxing champion in 1944 and the Home Fleet was a very big organisation then.  He was a pathfinder with the Guards Independent Para Company and had served 18 years in the RAF Regiment with a BEM to prove it.  One of the best men I ever served under.  He would shepherd the other 4 man team, some miles detached from us, with another group of B Specials.  This team we could contact by radio if anything went pear shaped.  At the end of our int brief we got another warning about smugglers not gun runners which didn’t surprise us at all seeing as what little intelligence we had from the area was supplied by the RUC and was very crime orientated with any terrorist int being years out of date.

Enforced rest from 3 to 5:30 was the order of the day and we duly had a quick ziz on the bunk beds we lived in for 6 weeks at a time.  My luck was to have a bottom bunk with Dennis the purve was above me where I could keep my eye on him.  I also found out that the troops get more sleep that the commander with all the admin stuff to do.  After a luscious mean of pork chop pasties and chips (don’t ask it casts aspersions on the skills of RAF cooks, but where else have you seen a whole pork chop including the bone encased in a pasty case and served, and the cook wondering why he had to move beds every night in case the guy who had bent his knife and lost a tooth trying to eat this, found him), we headed south east the 25 miles for Newtonbutler and then on towards the Cavan road.  The main area if interest was the concession road that ran from Clones through Northern Ireland and then back into the Republic.  The trick here was that duty on taxable items was not levied as the goods were deemed to be in transit between two locations in the Republic and technically not in Northern Ireland at all.  Well, even us intellectually challenged Rocks could spot the flaw in that one.  How do you know it goes south again if you don’t check it all the way?  Of course this was the smugglers route and they smuggled everything especially farm produce and diesel.  To us intrepid sons of Albion, this was a mere bagatelle, a distraction of getting to grips with the main task, the IRA.  Our B Special comrades agreed wholeheartedly and followed us eagerly in their small ford estate car. Now despite what was written about the B Specials in later years they did their stuff to the best of their training and capabilities.  The problem was the training started with the mantra “shoot first and then ask for their ID” and then degenerated swiftly – not the way we did it. 

So back to the start and the cold moonlit night west of Clones at around 23:30 hours.  Our Land-rover was parked in the on coming lane for vehicles coming across the border and the police vehicle behind it on the opposite side of the road creating a chicane of sorts which would not allow a speeder to race through the check point.  We had the two red faced farmer’s lads of the B Specials lying in the ditches on either side as a last resort if someone actually did crash the road block.  I and the sub Inspector occupied the middle of the road block with responsibility for stopping and searching cars, Frank was in the back of the rover on Sigs and Dennis was roving around looking for anything that took his fancy.  The Sub Inspector carried a Mark 5 Sten gun, seen in wartime films but not since then, with his lads with old single shot rifles.  He also carried a very small lamp who’s glass was almost completely blacked out with tape only allowing a pinprick of light to emerge.  When I asked him about this he stated that it was there so when (not if but when) the Papists didn’t stop they could open fire with justification.  This fed a faint twinge of alarm to my nervous system as I recall and all the memories of my Jesuit teachers and their lurid tales of Black and Tans flooded back in spades.  I told him we would use our super sexy 3 colour traffic torches which seemed to dampen his morale a little.  Nevertheless from around 12:30 onwards we started to get a steady stream of traffic coming from Clones after Mass.  The guys did the stuff and we logged them in and took names etc classic example of fighting men doing policeman’s duties and the Specials seemed to know everybody.  “Don’t bother searching that one Sor”, would be the word. “He’s one of us” and one didn’t have to be a PhD to deduce what that meant as they all strangely had Christian names like William, and Ian, not a Padraig or Declan to be seen. 

 Around 2AM things closed down completely and I got to thinking that we were probably the only people in Northern Ireland up at that time and was on the verge of calling it a day when another set of headlights lit up the hill in the distance.  “One more guys then we’ll call it a night”. This cheered everyone up.  The car approached on a weaving trajectory that could have taken it to Dublin one minute or into the front of the Police car the next.  Making sure we could get out of the way quickly we flagged it down and surprise surprise it stopped.  A very old Ford Popular (immediate post war equivalent of today’s Focus) with  a single occupant, a thin badly shaven individual of indeterminable age in somewhat tatty clothing.  The patois for this sort of meeting is standard

 “Good evening sir this is a British Military Roadblock can I see your driving license please?

pause 

Is this your car sir?

pause

What’s the registration number ?

pause

Would you mind getting out of the car so I can look in the boot?”

Simple really except when I looked at him I saw that the driver’s door was held on by a piece of string.  One of the characteristics of the Popular was the fact that their doors all hung from the central pillar.  This is the same as the rear doors of modern cars but their front door opened backwards unlike today. This meant he had a length of string stretching across the front of the windscreen hooked onto both doors.  It was also apparent that this guy was unimaginably drunk, pissed as a fiddlers bitch, 3 sheets to the mind, gassed to the wide, call it what you will, if he had breathed into a breathalyser he would have set it on fire. 

On the back seat of the car, as I looked in to its gloomy interior, were about 40 pint bottles of Porter, bottled Guinness.  This was looking decidedly dodgy and not according to the script.  So I tried again to get him out of the car and again he shook his head and dribbled.  Well, it was always hammered into us that the quality of the fighting man is determined by what he does when it doesn’t go according to the script, and our friend had committed the fatal error in opening the window slightly to hear me better.  Despite the alcoholic fug that was pure Bushmills wafting out of the window, I managed to get my hand inside the car and asked him once more if he would get out.  Another incomprehensible diatribe as he attempted to shut the window.

Well by this time I was becoming a pretty peed off teddy and the old Celtic blood was beginning to rise.  I pulled off the string that was keeping the door shut and opened it intending to extract the drunken leprechaun from the vehicle when I got another shock.  The string was there not just to keep the door closed, but as the hinges of that door had completely rusted through, it was there to keep the door on.  As soon as I opened it, it fell off, and onto the toe of the sub Inspector who promptly howled with pain and danced around like a whirling dervish in the middle of the road (to be honest he was a better actor than some preening Spanish midfield player). So there I was in the middle of this road freezing my nuts off, a broken car door in one hand and an RUC sub Inspector sounding like a gut shot water buffalo.  Logically I should have taken a deep breath in and counted to ten but it never goes like that and our friend, the fume breathing dwarf, found himself grasped and seized by the lapels and lifted out of the car where I said to him quite gently, “show me your f*****g driving license sunshine or I will break your arms and legs ….slowly and with malice”.  Reasonable in the circumstances I thought.  He managed to find a dog eared license from somewhere and he produced it with a giant burp that produced enough vaporized Alcohol to have poisoned half the population of County Cavan.  It transpired he was a local from Clones. And further questioning revealed he was on his was to his mother’s house in the Republic to spend Christmas Day with her. 

I now wanted shot of this comedian as soon as I could rid myself of him, so did the last part of the ritual, the look in the boot.  His face became a mask of fear when I asked him to open the boot.  “ Can’t do that, can’t open the boot”  Reasonably again I asked him what was in the boot, beginning to think we might have a live one here to which I got a shake of the head and some more Gaelic mumbling , or at least I think it was Gaelic.  So I did what any well trained military man would do – I growled at him.  I have a decent growl and it has frightened more than its fair share since that day but on its first operational deployment the growl produced some results.  “There’s a pig in the boot and you canna open it.”  A pig, I thought is just the sort of lunacy that would fit here and that’s why it doesn’t fit, how the hell he could get a pig in that small boot. 

This went on for some minutes with me asking “ What’s in the boot?” and him answering “ A Pig”  So I committed another cardinal error, I opened the boot lid myself.  The good book says you should always let the punter open their own boot, something to do with chain of evidence. Tiredness was getting to me, however, and I opened up the slanting boot lid.  Lo and behold, sitting in a cardboard box in the boot, was a small, round, pink pig.  Only it wasn’t there for long, sensing a way out of what must have been a very smelly boot, it made its dash for freedom and was away through the hedge into the field adjoining the road.  You might then have thought I had inflicted some form of horrendous torture on the driver as the wailing and whooping suddenly increased in volume and tempo to the top of the Beaufort scale. All that could be heard for probably 5 miles around was “ Ma Pig, Ma Pig, Ma Pig”.  Discretion is the better part of valour and I gave the hand signals to the troops to lift the VCP only to run into the nationalistic solidarity of the Sub Inspector who politely informed me that unless the vehicle and its cargo were restored to its previous condition, he would be forced to make a complaint against the squadron and me in particular.  At the same time, the drunken linty refused to sign the indemnity form.  It became obvious that we would have to apprehend said pig and stuff it back into the boot.  So Dennis the purve, myself and Frank the Brummy went into the field to catch the pig.  Simple job, I thought, just corner it, there are three of us, and close it down.  Have you ever tried to catch a small pig in a large field when its aroused?  Not one of life’s easier tasks, herding cats would be simpler.  After an hour of useless effort, the FS’s vehicle pulled up and he cast a sage eye over things.  A large grin on his face as was on the face of his driver, my best mate Rick.  He remarked that he was pleased I had everything under control and he would make sure that soup and a sandwich would be ready for us when we got back to base.  With that he leapt into the vehicle and away they went, accompanied by roars of laughter.  I was then more determined than ever to catch this pig, but after another 30 minutes of trying and having made no greater impression, I decided that drastic actions were justified and that if we could not catch the pig alive then a bacon joint it would become. 

The driver and the sub Inspector had been getting along famously whilst we had been slaving away in the field, primarily because the punter had broken open the porter and was sharing it with the Specials whilst sitting on the running board of the car watching us lot cavort around the field like the back markers in the National on the second circuit of Aintree.  I told the guys to get back to the truck and walked towards the pig.  As I did so I jacked a round into the breech of my rifle and I guess the pig and its owner saw the writing on the wall.  As I raised the rifle to aim, the old geezer reeled off some strange noises and whistles and the pig legged it, through the gap under the hedge next to the gate, to the back of the car and leapt into the boot and into its box whereupon it promptly lay down.

Nonplussed is a way to describe my feelings at that moment, I didn’t know whether to breath a sigh of relief or shoot the pig and its owner on the spot.  The Sub Inspector closed the boot and got the old git back into the vehicle and on its way, having a signed indemnity form.  As he drove away, the old fella left us 4 bottles of porter and his heartfelt thanks for the cabaret.  I gave it up and closed things down.  I would like to say we all recovered to base in good order but no – the police car would not start and we had to tow it back with the only tow rope available – our jointed rifle slings.  So ended the tale of the Clones Porker on a cold Christmas morning .   

Well not actually, some years later whilst engaged in waiting to down to Belfast during the Ulster Workers Strike we were passing the time murdering a bottle of Highland Park in the Royal Military Police Barracks at Aldergrove, Alexander Barracks or Ally Pally as it was known, and we got to talking about experiences with some of the Special Branch guys and the RMP SIB.  We talked about Enniskillen and how it had changed and one of the guys asked if we had not come across Mr W ****** on our ops there. He and his family had run a successful smuggling racket for years and that his main trick was to distract everyone from his cargo of contraband butter and fags by using his tame pig.  I would be lying if I said I didn’t change the subject very very quickly.

 

 …to be continued  Christmas in the Garage and jock Steels amazing mechanical Sausage

European Perspectives


Well, since Friday, one could be excused for looking for a very high rooftop and having found one, either, hurl oneself to a soggy end because the UK was to be excluded from all the decision making at the EU and crumble away to the the new Albania or find a soapbox and trumpet the resounding nationalistic anthem of pulling away from Johnny Foreigner and his tricks and coming back home to take charge of our own destiny.  The reason for this was David Cameron chucking his veto at the Merkel inspired rescue plan for tighter fiscal oversight and regulation for Euro zone countries.  Her objective was clear and understood, her method was overly urgent and hence prone to longer term errors.  The French dwarf positively revelled in his put down of the “perfidious” British – a pay back that stretches from Crecy to Normandy and beyond.  It merely illustrated the paucity of intellect and leadership at theElyséePalace, although Cameron’s own response to the snub was hardly a worthy successor to Pitt, in fact as a PR man in what was essentially a PR battle he lost – badly!

The reason why he lost is that it became such a big thing in the UK.  In reality when Merkel announced that this was one of the most important summits of all time for the EU,  the British media misinterpreted her.  In fact, she meant it was vital for Germany and France and the Euro zone countries.  Vital for Britain it was not.  In fact despite Cameron’s assurances, at the dispatch box, this afternoon that he had acted solely in the Country’s best interest, it really didn’t matter one way or the other.  He was never going to get the assurances he said he needed because in the real world he didn’t actually need them.  The City is the largest financial clearing house in the world despite New York’s protestations.  It is the access point to the single biggest market in the world.  Europe is our biggest trading partner and we are the second or third largest economy in the EU ( depending on how you measure it).  Over 70% of inward investment comes in through the City.  And where would BMW, Mercedes Benz, and Siemens etc be without the lucrative deregulated UK market?  After years as a single market, the issue is clear; all of the EU member states are dependant on the others. So the perception of having Britain “bobbing about in mid Atlantic not having influence in the American or European sphere” is for the birds, or the tabloid press.  By simple virtue of its expertise and unique position in the financial markets,London will remain pre-eminent and most Europeans know it.

The great debate revolves around the sceptics in the Tory party and their commitment to pulling back powers from Europe.  Have we lost influence, will the Americans, Japanese, Chinese and Indian investors still love us?  How can we expect there not to be a two speed Europe now? – the dwarf from the Elysée has already trumpeted it from the rooftops in a characteristic display of Gallic arrogance,  it in his speech today.  In fact, the British veto is a sideshow.  The main issue, and the one which still has not satisfied the markets, is saving the Euro and with it the possibility of default on sovereign bonds by a number of big economies.  A simple equation, can the economies involved service the loans all governments take out to keep their countries going?  The degree of credibility on this by investors is measured on the level of yield the investor will demand to lend them money, the higher the yield the more risk of them losing their investment.  In other words, its about risk.

Germany’s yield is around 2% yield and the UK’s is not much worse compared with others paying 5, 6 or even 7% for their money.The greater the yield, the more the government has to pay back.  The more it pays back, the less it has to run its country and help its banks out should they fail. The Angel Angela wants to make sure there is fiscal discipline with automatic fines should targets not be met.  In exchange she will be looking at underwriting some of the guarantee funds the markets will demand to continue operating.  All this is to do with the BIG issue – the world economy and the fears of a second recession..  UK is not involved in the Euro zone and it is only of consequence if it collapses so Cameron will not stop anything except something which will impeded  trade links in the EU – restrictions on the City of London.  This is the crux of the other main point – UK is a member of the single market.  The city is involved in trading, in the single market.  Britain will not pull out of the single market, nor do the Europeans want us to.  Will we lose influence in the single market?  No, because its about business and trade not fiscal controls.

There are two separate but interdependent issues, the future of the Euro and the future of the single market. The second is not in doubt, the first is very much so.  As the rumours seep out of Germany tonight that the German Government is talking to the Commerzbank with a view of shoring it up, it was, and is, right for Angela Merkel to concentrate on that.  Cameron is incidental to this except that he is stuck between a rock and a hard place now with another major split between the coalition parties.  As for Angela, she is fuelled by history,Weimar and the subsequent rise of the right in Germany makes for her desire for a timid European Central Bank, exactly what Europe doesn’t need.  The French leprechaun has his own problems with the peculiar opaque relationship between the French Government and its banks.

It reminds me of Charles Upham who dies in 1994 – for those who don’t know him he was one of those rare breed of people who have won the VC twice.  A New Zealander with all his countries virtues he shunned publicity after the Second World War, farming close to Christchurch.  In a nation like New Zealand the cachet of having 2 VC’s was incredibly powerful but despite successive entreaties by politicians he only spoke out twice – in 1962 and 1971, both times against the European Common Market and he warned that the British way of life would be ruined by the Market because our politicians were dominated by money.  His verdict in 1971 was even more scathing – “They’ll cheat you yet, those Germans”

What price in the days to come the British Commonwealth once more being pushed as an alternative to the Single market  – god help us!

And a good bye and thank you to the great Jonny Wilkinson – the drop goal in the 2003 final ensures you will be immortal

Taxi for Ms May


You would think, after 18 months in government that the Tories would have another song to sing rather than the inheritance they got from Labour.  It is as obvious as the nose on your face that Teresa May is done.  Even the demise of  Liam Fox was not as obvious as this.  The plain and simple truth is Teresa that you are the Colonel of this particular regiment and if one of your company commanders makes a hash of things its usually the Colonel who gets canned.  Why –  because you have the accountability – to Parliament and to the British People.  The old Forces saying, “Big Boys games Big Boys rules”, always applies to ministers – that’s why they are Ministers.  You get to take all the decisions but then have to account for them

May’s sanctimonious slamming of Beverly Hughes, in 2004, after  Hughes attempted to blame civil servants in Sheffield for allowing a backlog of immigrants to build up, resulting in some being admitted to the UK without the correct checks, has been   quickly unearthed and used.    May told Ms Hughes at that time that she was sick and tired of ministers in the Labour government who blamed other people for their mistakes.    That May had the expectation that she should be be treated any way different to Ms Hughes speaks volumes about the arrogance of this coalition.

The missed fact in all this wind and fury is  that if you are in charge as a minister the buck stops on your desk.  The very least Teresa May should have done was to accept that she had failed to supervise her department properly and as a result, whether Brodie Clark had overstepped the mark or not,  the Border Agency failed in its main task – the security of our borders, on her watch! If she had told Parliament that then she might, just might, hope to survive.  But she didn’t, and anything from now on that disproves even the smallest point her statement to the house on Monday and today is now magnified tenfold.

Additionally, she seems to have taken a leaf out of the Ed Balls handbook of personnel practice and castigated Brodie Clerk in public before the outcome of any proper disciplinary process. Any junior manager would have been able to tell her that one is a recipe for an Industrial Tribunal or has she forgotten the name of Sharon Shoesmith?  The question will now be being asked in the corridors of Tory Central office is ” Two mistakes in as many days is this going to be a running sore for us and is she no longer the safe pair of hands that she seemed a month ago”  When you add the Border Agency to the countrywide rioting of the summer and the laughable present concentration on “Gang Culture”, it would seem that in comparison to Liam Fox, Ms May is living a charmed life.

Her tactical ineptitude so far is in sharp contrast to the actions of  Brodie Clerk, who astutely resigned his position and is looking at constructive dismissal.  He can now fight his  corner without hindrance to the disciplinary process of his employers and exercise his right of free speech whenever he wants.  I am certain that there are a few skeletons in his cupboard that Ministers thought they could lock up and now realise he has already left the building with them.

The wider repercussions for the coalition are obvious.  The Euro zone let down is what should be concerning government together with an obvious downward revision of any UK growth figures in Osborne’s Annual Statement.  I always thought it would be the Tories who would break this coalition because of the lightweight nature of their press ganged Lib Dem allies.  I was wrong, there seems to be slightly more bottom about the  Party of Clegg.  That makes me really worried about the Party of Cameron.  Still Taxi’s are allowable as expenses for MP’s so after DC’s resounding backing for the erstwhile Home Secretary, I wonder how long it will be before we get the shout “Taxi for Ms May”

My country ….right ..or …wrong…?


I have to admit that some days assaults on Hat Hill are more painful, in aftermath, than others.  Today was one of the more painful ones – the lurking arthritis savaging not only knees but ankles and thumbs as well.  Pity, as it was a glorious  autumn day with a kaleidoscope of colours amongst the trees – native beech, oak and horse chestnut, sprinkled with latter-day firs of a variety of origins, a brisk southerly wind and Mediterranean sunshine – a morning when you just feel lucky to be alive. Spaniel and Border were lustily rampaging amongst the rusting ferns and the remnants of the blackberry bushes lending a joy to the spirit.

Home again and a look at the papers and BBC “all day, every day 24 hour” news filled with Trades Unions trying to make a reasonable point and Government Ministers going through the ritual of hoping against hope that the Trade Unions will have forgotten that if something quacks and waddles with a large brown beak then it probably is the same rehashed deal put on the table.   The pursed faces of (dare you say it because someone did on BBC) Mrs Merkel and the newt faced Sarkozy winding up thier collective electorates before the deciding to mallet Papendreuou was all so predictable.  But the match fixing trial of the Pakistani cricketers has saddened me immeasurably.  Firstly because I love cricket.  I always have, I skivved off school when I was a lad, when we had the only TV in the street and watched the greats – Benaud bowling and batting, Trueman and “George” Statham  the doyens of English fast bowling, and of course the great spinners Johnny Wardle, Jim Laker and Tony Locke.  I got used to climbing out onto the roof to avoid my father on the rare occasions when he returned home for his lunch.  We played cricket incessantly in the school yard and I developed into a useful batsman and not so useful spin bowler.  It was always a joy – the rules were the rules; none of this football stuff and arguing with the ref – moan afterwards about the umpires cataracts or his family history of selective blindness but get on with it.  I even managed to educate intelligent females to the merits of the great game(although a hot summer in Hereford and Botham’s Ashes probably helped).  I even had a match called off because of incoming mortar fire in Cyprus.   The point is I know how much cricket is revered in the sub continent and the players they have produced.  I reckoned if cricket means as much to the population of Pakistan as it means to me then I would be a very unhappy and shamed guy tonight.

A lot of stuff is written about racism and multiculturalism in this country.  The particular slant being from whichever side of the political divide you come from.  Here is a sport that has demonstrably crossed the divide and become truly multi cultural.  And now they cheat at it – for a few tawdry pennies at least 3 young men will never ever play for their country again.  One of them made an impassioned speech of apology to the judge after he pleaded guilty, describing how proud he had been to pull on his Pakistan jersey and how he had wanted to sleep in it.  Just a laddie from a remote village in the Punjab.  But he cheated!  And so did the others – and the ones who were not caught – this time! And  they know the rules!

There have been 14 players caught match fixing or consorting with Bookies since 2000.  3 South Africans, 4 Indians, 1 Kenyan, 1 West Indian and 5 Pakistanis.  And some of those have had their bans overturned in local or district courts.  I have to believe that there is something not quite right there.  It brings the scandal of Bob Woolmers death flooding back and the allegations of ball tampering, while the pervasive odour of bookmakers and fixing lingers everywhere.

I could at this point simply say, as most commentators, that the IOC has a mammoth job to do, bearing in mind this was brought to a head by the News of the Screws. But this is the second reason for my sadness this afternoon, I see a darkness around the Pakistan, with allegations of involvement in Afghanistan against the American led coalition of forces.  The geography of Osama Bin Laden’s apprehension and death can scarcely be a coincidence and  rumours of  government collusion with terrorists in the death of Benazir Bhutto, remind us that Pakistan’s heritage is a bloody one.  The involvement of British born Pakistanis in terrorist attacks in this country and the constant assault on the institutions of the British people are now turning even the most tolerant of Britons into the arms of the fascists.  Our successive governments have allowed this to drift under a banner of multiculturalism.  Well I am a Brit and proud of it and I have to tell you guys in Government that it ain’t working – not one little bit.

It would appear to me that far from being us, the Great Christian Fundamentalist Crusade, that has lost our way,  it is Pakistan desperately searching for its soul.  Cabals within cliques ruled by the need for power or money or some other materialism hold sway over a diaspora that stretches from Islamabad to Bradford  The values of the Islamic religion are being  despoiled and held up for ridicule deliberately by manipulative mendacious people in an attempt to warp  British tolerance, and they are winning.

And in my sadness, there is an anger at the inability of my government and politicians to understand that I simply want to live lawfully under the common law of our country, which has been built up over a thousand years.  Britain is a Christian country which allows universal worship without persecution.  I have no choice in being British – I was born here and so were my ancestors going back to 1215, when they came across from Ireland to Scotland.  I conform to the laws and to the mores of my native land.  Why can’t my Government understand that there is a difference between wanting to live according to my culture and being a racist.  Why does everything that does not smack of even handedness and political correctness have an racist or fascist label slapped on it?  I am neither a racist or fascist but what I want to know is why cannot my Government give me what I want – the confidence to live out the rest of my life knowing that my British culture will be recognised and valued –  that our institutions will be maintained, that we will be free  to parade with our poppy’s without having to run a gauntlet of braying fundamentalists, burning a symbol of our beliefs with impunity.  Those poppy’s remind us of the men who carried rifles to defend the liberties that I would like to uphold.  The sacrifice and the effort they gave, my own family members amongst them, gain them honour.  I carried a rifle for Her Majesty as well and, like most, I believed in what I did when we heard the odd angry shot.  My sadness and anger this afternoon was caused not by some laddies cheating at cricket – it was about the deafening inability  of our elected leaders in both Pakistan and in Britain to call spades spades and understand that despite our differences all we really want is to live in peace and harmony together.

Never mind the Euro feel the width


A painful week in Suffolk.   My old friend the arthritis arrived with a bang (surprise surprise) and provoked a major attack of the grumps.  Not as major as the one which washed over the serried ranks of the Tory and Unionist party at the mere mention of Europe.  The Daily Pail featured a picture of Davy Boy’s greying tonsure on Monday and I have to say that it certainly did look like a self inflicted wound.   Things must be bad around the shires for that amount of energy to be spent on a vote that wasn’t going to be binding, that the other two party’s were going to trash anyway and was doing very little for the Conservatives credibility amongst ordinary punters struggling to make ends meet.  The most oft comment I heard was along the lines of “Daft! Millions on a referendum and we are cutting all sorts of services already”  It might be politic if the Euro-sceptic Tory Grandees understand that their fixation with rolling back Europe is in danger of becoming yet another arrogant illustration of how to lie in the campaign and ignore the electorate afterwards.

DC might have weathered the storm except for the dithering over where he would be for the Heads of State meeting.  His original travel plans got disrupted badly when it was discovered he was not going to attend.  Then he was.  Then, only attending a part of the meeting – he changed his mind more often than a reluctant virgin on a first date.  But again the luck of the Cameron’s came to his rescue with the great drama of the deal in Brussels, with the Iron Madchen playing a hand that will be seen to be a classic in years to come.  TV screens this morning filled with the Blessed Angela and the odious little dwarf Sarko sailing in such close concert they could have been mistaken for an Franco – German catamaran.  And here lies the nub of today’s offering – where was DC?  In the past, it was always either Blair or Brown with the little velvet Angel and Sarko, where were DC and Gorgeous George?  Not centre stage that was certain. the argument could well be that it was Euro stuff so we didn’t need to be there but ” It is in Britain’s national interest to be influencing here” quoted Mr Osborne at the same time as the Tory rags are proclaiming his warning that we need to beware of a two tier Europe with Britain being relegated to the second tier.  He is wrong, with the inability to manage to project any leadership presence at all Cameron and Osborne have singularly managed to ensure that closer fiscal union and cross border legislation will occur in our country sooner rather than later.  The Euro -Zone will plod forward and move inexorably back into rude financial health with no huge Federal State of Europe ever even being discussed, at least not while there is breath in Chancellor Merkels body.  Laura Keunsberg’s blog postulating the future shape of Europe as a council of creditors is likely to be nearer the truth than the scaremongering of UKIP and the Tory Euro – sceptics.  It will never get smaller and we will never renegotiate the Treaty because it would be too economically destructive to mess with our biggest export market.  And when the next Euro vote comes up in the House in the future, Davy Boy will be left to reflect that it is easier to influence and lead when you are engaged fully, like Mrs T, and not left outside waiting for a taxi to nowhere admiring his own reflection in a very small mirror.

Payback


The rise of, the then styled, Colonel Gaddafi(he was only a signals officer, a Captain) in the deposing of King Idris of Libya in 1967 was uniquely swift by the standards of change in the Arab World in the wake of the 1967 Six Day War.  His departure to whatever post life destination he has earned was equally as swift, and surprising.  Few commentators had imagined that he would hide within the tribal heartland of Sirte.  Nobody had envisaged him fighting to almost the last man and the last round in the manner of a true soldier and yet he did.  Was this a last spasm of hubris or a realisation that all he had left was a legacy amongst his own that would best be served with him a martyr?  Whatever the motives of this complex and deranged man, he met his end somewhere outside his home town yesterday morning.  The inquest and speculation as to what exactly are the details of his death will fill the press and conspiracy theorists for many days and weeks.  Already it is mooted that the body was one of his doubles and he is now safe in Niger with a fortune in gold coins – such are the fantasies that become half truths and then accepted wisdom once Hollywood manages to take the story on.  The thing that must not be lost is that Muammar Gaddafi was a taker of lives on an industrial scale.  He exported and financed terrorism across the world for almost 30 years.  As Britain was the last colonial occupier of Libya and a stalwart ally of our cousins across the pond we have borne a major share of the Colonels wrath.

The tracing of his fingers in the pie of death range from the Libyan embassy siege where Yvonne Fletcher was callously murder by a member of the Embassy staff – probably a member of the Military Intelligence Force, the main arm of Libyan Intelligence.  The resulting furore allowed Gadaffi to enhance his credentials with many terrorist organisations around the world and with the Soviet Bloc.  Supply of Semtex from Sovbloc countries to organisations like ETA and PIRA further enhanced his reputation as a supplier of the gears of war to “freedom fighters”   Gaddafi,  however,  strayed across the thin line in 86 when he was implicated in the death of American servicemen in Germany.  The American response was swift and did massive damage to Gaddafi personally,  his family and Tripoli but also to his reputation as an untouchable in the Middle East.  His response to this was to strike at the lesser of the two protagonists in that attack – the UK.  We had allowed our bases in UK to launch the F111’s; a major part of the strike package.  For the next 3 years, Gaddafi proffered oil money around the Middle East in search of a means to strike at UK and US.  His first attempt was in 1986 on a hot sunny Sunday afternoon in the British base of Akrotiri in Cyprus.

Immediately after the Gulf of Sirte incident and the subsequent American attack, Gaddafi offered £5 million to any group that could strike at Anglo US assets in the region.  The deadly linkage between Libya and Syria now started to pan out as he was aided significantly in planning of his attack on Akrotiri by them.  I was  made aware of this as I sat in the command post of 48 Sqn RAF Regiment early one morning having tea and a bacon buttie after an all night patrol.  The electric bullet men, tracked an inbound Syrian Airforce MIG 25 Foxbat recce overflight of the base. I listened as two Rapier Missile launchers locked on visually and with radar and asked over the direct line to CabinetOfficeBRA in London, if they were clear to fire, as their Rules of Engagement were fulfilled. I heard for the third morning running, the voice on the other en, a very senior politician, telling them to hold fire in  calm tones, very much at adds with the single Anglo Saxon epithet  spat by the detachment commander.  This set the seeds of a partnership which, it has always been acknowledged, reached its fruition in the skies above Lockerbie three years later.  Suffice to say in August of that year a cobbled together group of supposed Palestinian Fedayeen attacked Akrotiri using RPG’s mortars, grenades and small arms against families enjoying a warm Sunday by the sea.  Three people were wounded and the terrorists returned to Damascus.   A lot of friends and  families were under those mortars as they landed.  One of them, a gangling laddie of 14 was hosed by a “hero” with an AK47 from a range of less than 15 M.   Almost 50 rounds were fired at him and luckily not a scratch but such was Gaddafi’s legacy.  The Lockerbie atrocity came three years later and then, almost like a little child who knows when they have gone too far, the chameleon like face of Gaddafi turned again to embrace the West and civilisation – or so it would seem.  Little is talked about his involvement in the Chad wars where he did his best to stop peace coming.

So there is a personal element to the sense of payback for me today.  But of all the crimes he was responsible for we must not forget two things, his greatest crime was against the people of Libya of whom he butchered and tortured in their thousands for having the audacity to dream.  That his end came violently, perhaps from close range through the forehead, is of no surprise or sorrow.  The other major point never to forget is that we , in the west, allowed him to prosper, not just by doing nothing but by pursuing policies that impose our will on sovereign nations.  Much of the chaos in the middle east over the last 30 years would never have occurred if the foreign policy of the US had recognised that leadership is not being the worlds policeman and imposing American solutions on nations that were the cradles of civilisation centuries before the first Spaniards set foot in the Americas. We must learn to collaborate and not dictate if we are to solve some of the most intractable security problems of the next decade plus.

Maskirovka


Am I losing my marbles or becoming a totally grumpy old man?  Has no-one else made any comments about the delayed undercover police report?  All attention diverted because of the another guy – not in the terms of reference for the Kennedy case – giving a false name in court under oath thereby skewing the whole weight of evidence – I think not!!!  This seems to be the latest in a series of new tactics which give the semblance of transparency whilst sticking solidly to delivering nothing of substance whatsoever or even postponing it for a better day for the sitting administration.   The Russians are past masters at this stuff even having a military doctrine entitled maskirovka which means keep the patsy’s eyes fixed on the unimportant stuff whilst sneaking the important stuff through unseen

I have no doubt that the inquiry was conducted with integrity and depth and that great tomes will be written on the lessons learnt on police undercover operations.  What I would question is whether or not the report will make any comment at all on the overall management and credibility of the police officers who managed this operation.  7 years this guy was undercover; 7 years of taxpayers money to pay him and his support team; 7 years of opportunity costs to pay for those people who did what he would have done in the active police force – this was a costly operation. The Telegraph estimates around £250000 per annum for just the first two – £1.75m over 7 years.  They also intimate that there were another 15 officers in the same operation.  The National Public Order Intelligence unit must have a fairly substantial budget to be able to deploy resources on such a scale.  As a result the trial collapsed when he swapped sides.   He, by the accounts of the red tops at the time, had a fairly enjoyable time not subject to police disciplines and all those irksome things we find so tiresome – like getting up for work in the morning.  But, I ask you, 7 years infiltrating a climate change group, hardly the main caucus of Al-Qaeda GB was it?.  How on earth did they, or he, manage to con the reviewers into maintaining the operation?  Who made those decisions to carry on or was it just left to drift? Who scrutinises this lot; one would presume it is the Home Secretary?  Has she sacked anybody because a disaster on this scale in military terms would certainly get someone their P45. probably not because that would cost money and in any case it would be easier to blame Labour for something else.

This is the main point of my diatribe this cold but frosty morning in the depths of rural East Anglia, in order to actually win the next election, at some point David The PR Guru will have to stop blaming Labour and claim some stuff for himself.  One wonders if he will run out of time or can he blame labour for the downturn in world economics.  Perhaps he can blame the Euro-zone on Labour – well if he lets that particular rabbit off within his party the end result will be a melt down of Chernobyl like proportions.  Day before the election – hardly, how will he claim he led the country out of disaster and surely he doesn’t think the British Electorate is as daft as that?  Hmm they did almost vote him in didn’t they?  It might work David – keep trying !

A Day in the Life…………………………….


So Liam Fox has gone! Inevitable really once his best man and confidante Werrity was acknowledged to have been supported by a private intelligence company and an Israeli philanthropist.  I am sure I must be getting paranoid as the word Mossad leapt into my mind; but no – Mossad are very professional, if I imagine that then its too obvious – isn’t it?  In any case Dr Fox went some days late.  he was a dead duck on Monday and I said on Wednesday that it would be difficult for him to lead a Ministry after this.  Still not had any printable feedback from the troops, the view seems to be – just another suit and wonder what kind of fruit-loop we will get next.

Interesting that the Conservative spin machine is stressing that he took the decision himself and that DC has been quick to do the faint-hearted praise  and stress the same.  It strikes me that there was more to come over the week end and DC decided it was time that Liam took the decision to resign – no greater love hath a man than lay down his career for Davy boy.  Strangely I think this will have weakened Cameron as it proved that he failed to take the decisive action he needed to take.  All well and good gathering the evidence and having a man innocent until proven guilty.  However, in politics, as PM, he needed to be seen to be decisive and given the amount of U turns on policy already shown in this Parliament, it is now getting more and more difficult to identify any form of coherent  leadership for many of the initiatives the Tories are pushing.  Cameron needed to show he was in charge and his procrastination over Liam Fox writ loud and large that he was not.  The question is; was that due to the fact that he blinked (again) or he does not have that amount of support  against the right wing of the Party?  Either way Ed of the giant forehead has an opportunity both ways to trash him at the next PMQ;s.

While he is at it, he might want to remind DC of the Noel Coward moment – to loose one right wing darling is a pain but will Oliver Letwin follow Foxy?   Throwing Cabinet Office and constituency papers into public dustbins in a park like a larcenous postman disposing of evidence is not a recommended action for the man in charge of policy for the Government.  In fact to hear him say that it was not a sensible thing to do staggers me.  Of course it wasn’t and even if they were just constituency papers it makes future credibility in selling policy to an already doubting electorate just a tad more difficult and convincing his constituency party of his loyalty almost impossible.  I wonder if will be a taxi for Mr Letwin next week – the Sun appears to have got its teeth into him as well Ho Hum – a day in the life………………………..